POSTAL

Sissy

Enable cheats.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.

And so it begins...

Make your first kill.