Rise of the Triad

Backfire

Complete E4L3 100%

Breach the Castle

Complete Episode 2 100%

Clear and Present Dangers

Complete E3L4 100%

Cult Classic

Complete Episode 4 100%

Dead in 5 Seconds

Complete E3L3 100%

Fire and Brimstone

Complete E4L2 100%

Monky Business

Complete E4L1 100%

Old School

Beat the Game on Ludicrous difficulty

What Lies Beneath

Complete Episode 3 100%

You're The Dog Now, Man!

Kill 666 Enemies While in Dog Mode

Circles of Fire

Complete E4L4 100%

Down and Over

Complete E3L2 100%

Four Way Chamber

Complete E2L4 100%

Into the Castle

Complete E2L1 100%

Judgement Day

Kill 666 Enemies While in God Mode

Juiced

Kill 666 Enemies with the Excalibat

Knife Party

Kill 666 Enemies with Knives

Robotricks

Complete E3L1 100%

Shit Faced

Kill 666 Enemies with the Drunk Missile

Spiraling In

Complete E2L3 100%

With a Vengeance!

Beat the Game on Hard Difficulty

You're Tearing Me Apart!

Complete E2L2 100%

Assault the Base

Complete Episode 1 100%

Look Ma! No Legs!

Complete E2L5 100%

That's Dope

Find the Dopefish

WARP ZONED

Play Through All The Secret Levels

You Shall Not Pass

Kill 666 Enemies with the Dark Staff

Double Vision

Kill 666 Enemies with the Split Missile

Know Thine NME

Complete E3L5 100%

This is my Doomstick!

Kill 666 Enemies with the Doomstick

Too Much Room

Complete E1L3 100%

Burned and Amazed

Complete E1L2 100%

General Darian's Lair

Complete E1L5 100%

Spring Surprise

Complete E1L4 100%

Head Hunter

Find Scott's Mystical Head

Hot Blooded

Kill 666 Enemies with the Heat Seeker

Global Warming

Kill 666 Enemies with the Flamewall

Bonus Bonus

Get 2000000 Points in One Level

In the Thick of It

Complete E1L1 100%

Over Easy

Beat the Game on Medium Difficulty

Tequila

Kill 666 Enemies with Pistols

Nukem

Kill 666 Enemies with the Firebomb

You Suck

Get the Bad Ending

El Oscuro

Complete E4L5 100%

Deck the Hall

Beat El Oscuro in 3 Minutes

Munchies

Eat 4 Health Pickups While in Shrooms Mode

Walk in the Park

Beat the Game on Easy Difficulty

Rock-It Man

Kill 666 Enemies with the Rocket Launcher

Seven Ten

Gib 2 Enemies with the Split Missile

Tryhard

Kill an Enforcer with a Single Pistol

Cult Following

Complete Episode 4

Slow Your Roll, Bro

Finish the Game in 4 Hours or Less

Weak Legs

Beat Krist in 3 Minutes

Robo Nono

Beat NME in 5 Minutes

Enemosity

Complete Episode 3

1 On 1

Beat General Darian in 3 Minutes

Grandma's Boy

Disable Gore

Do You Even Stand?

Complete Episode 2

Steppin' Razer

Kill 50 Enemies by Using Their Own Traps Against Them

Ludicrosity

Get "Ludicrous gibs" With All Weapons that are Capable of Gibbing

Beaglefaaaace!

Kill 3 Enemies at Once with the Barkblast

Aaron the Porridge Baron

Eat 3 Porridge Bowls in 5 Seconds

Spray and Pray

Kill 666 Enemies with the MP40

Buried in a Lunchbox

Complete Episode 1

Dat Nostalgia

Activate the Original Soundtrack

Sausage Fest

Eat 50 Meals

Holy Shit

Run the Game on Maximum Ludicrous Settings

Rocket Scientist

Kill an Enemy During a Rocket Jump

Raining Blood

Kill 5 People at Once with Explosives or Magical Weapons

Consider This An Intervention

Get Shrooms Mode for the First Time

Come at me World

Submit a Score to the Leaderboard

ATGM

Kill an Enemy While Under the Effects of a Jump Pad

Shop Smart, Shop S Mart

Pick up the Doomstick for the first time

Gib Fest

Gib 50 Enemies

Fool Me Once

Get Killed by an Enemy Who Was Previously Begging for His Life

Triple Triad

Kill 3 Different Types of Triads with One Attack

I'm a Plumber By Trade

Collect 10 Coins in 5 Seconds

Collateral Damage

Kill an Enemy with an Exploding Barrel

It's Like DLC, But Free!

Run the Game with a Custom Mod or Map Installed

Executioner

Kill an Enemy While He's Begging for His Life