Safety First!

Is this even possible?

Beat all levels of Advanced campaign in DRNK mode

This game is too easy

Beat all levels of all campaigns in all modes

Drunken master

Beat all levels of all campaigns in DRNK mode

Lightspeed

Beat all levels of Space campaign in PEP mode

Motion sickness

Beat all levels of Space campaign in DRNK mode

Schsse!

Beat all levels of Classic campaign in DRNK mode

Speed addict

Beat all levels of Advanced campaign in PEP mode

Speed freak

Beat all levels of all campaigns in PEP mode

Drunkard

Beat 30 levels in DRNK mode

Everything got faster

Beat all levels of Classic campaign in PEP mode

Speedrunner

Beat 30 levels in PEP mode

Completionist

Beat all levels of all campaigns

Obsessive self improvement

Beat your own best time 30 times

Spaaaaace!

Beat all levels of Space campaign

haxx0r

Tamper with the savegame

Ambitioned

Beat all levels of Advanced campaign

Astronaut

Beat 3 levels of Space campaign

Ears of steel

Endure the full credits soundtrack

Pro gamer

Beat 50 levels

Sticky feet

Beat 20 levels of Advanced campaign

Flying electrician

Beat all levels of Classic campaign

Fix a mistake

Beat a level that you skipped before

Economical

Beat Garbage Compactor without using up all your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid

Footwork

Beat Tutorial 2 without using up all your Magical Yellow Repair Liquid

Idle gamer

Be idle in a level for 2 minutes

Devoid of hope

Commit suicide 23 times

That wasn't fair

Win the totally unfair Trampoline 2 level

Self improvement

Beat your own best time

Close call

Loose a limb shortly after winning

Rocket boots

Beat 20 levels of Classic campaign

Cheater

Skip a level for the first time

Dark soul

Retry a level 10 times in a row

Wise choice

Use a gamepad so you actually have a chance at this game

Head Up

Commit suicide for the first time