Saturday Morning RPG

Electric Shoes

Make Kev the robot band frontman.

I Hate Mondays

Defeat Adrian the cyberdaemon, lord of pizza.

Garbage Compactor 3263827

Compact Ben in the trash compactor.

It's a Trap!

Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.

Never Had One Lesson!

Make Bearris the robot band frontman.

Hood Genocider

Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.

It's Sticky

Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.

Music Pirate

Make Captain Crunch the robot band frontman.

Where The Real Money Is Made

Retrieve Charles Cheezer's merchandise.

Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?

Kill 500 Lizard Men.

Wonderful Toys

Pick up or buy 100 objects.

You're The Best!

Reach level 50.

16 Candles

Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.

Albert

Eat 1,000 food items.

Ask Your Parents

Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.

Commander

Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.

Does Machines

Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.

I'd Buy That For A Dollar

Buy 50 items from vending machines.

Mirror, Mirror

Defeat Evil Marty.

Norris

Win 5000 battles.

Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way

Win an impossible battle.

RcRoll'd

Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.

Rock Band

Make Chris the robot band frontrock.

1.21 Gigawatts

Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.

Better Off Dead

Die 100 times.

Blast It, Will You?!

Defeat the Trash Monster.

Chester Copperpot

Get 100 exploration bonuses.

Extra! Extra!

Collect the newspapers for Derek.

Gordon

Get rich! (Have over $100,000)

Sunglasses At Night

Wear your sunglasses at night.

Supplies!

Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.

Bully The Bully

Force Blake to go on a date with Sarah.

Deflective

Deflect 50 projectiles.

Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven

Win a battle against the Frizzies.

I Got Your Number

You called Jenny for a good time.

Reunited

Get Todd and Mary back together.

All Valley Karate Champ

Crane kick Billy.

Ben's Only Hope

Save Ben from the trash compactor.

Break On Through

Defeat the Lizard King.

Everybody Hates Chris

Hook Sarah up with Chris Rock.

Jump Street

Reach level 21.

Stallone

Win 1000 battles.

Absolutely Nothing!

Scratch the cardboard box sticker.

Lackey

Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.

Team Effort

Hook Sarah up with the Basketball Team.

Working Overtime Fighting Crime

Complete 5 different episodes.

Cool But Crude

Flood Ben's porta-potty.

Mess With The Bull...

Decide to fight Bertha for Bobby Jett.

Stanley's Vendetta

Destroy the gruel in Episode 2.

Ticket Thief

Hire Charles Cheezer to "talk" to Henry.

Van Damme

Win 500 battles.

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.

Feeling Randy

Hook Sarah up with Randy Greenback.

Wild Stallions

Use equine based attacks 30 times.

Hot Dog

Send taco flying after knocking Skeleboar off of him.

Perfect Stranger

Get a triple S ranking in battle.

Thunderdome

Win an arena battle.

Righteous Dude

Score 200 righteous defenses.

A Friend Indeed

Hook Sarah up with Matt Conroy.

A Crummy Commercial

Use the decoder ring.

Minion

Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.

The Only Way To Win

Defeat Super Computah.

Twin Pines

Play an episode twice.

Feared By Evil

Complete 4 different episodes.

Lead the Team

Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.

Ticket Purchaser

Buy Henry's ticket for Ash.

Lundgren

Win 100 battles.

Party Dude

Drain Ben's porta-potty.

You'll Get The Horns

Walk away from the Bertha fight.

These Go To Eleven

Reach level 11.

May's Report

Don't destroy the gruel in Episode 2.

Dreams Come True

Flush all the school pets down the toilet.

Loved By Good

Complete 2 different episodes.

No Guts No Glory

Help a student flush his toots.

Tyson

Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.

Rise From Your Grave

Retry a fight and win.

The Fonz

Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.

Jurk Murderer

Collect dinner for a friend.

Total Protonic Reversal

Max out your multiplier.

BADGES!?

Win a fight without scratching any stickers.

Goonies Never Die

Beat an entire episode without dying.

Number Five Is Alive

Reach level 5.

Macchio

Win 10 battles.

Electric Slide

Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.

Charged With Battery

Try all three charging methods.

Punch-Out

Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.

Outatime

Scratch all five stickers before battle.